Archive for Transfer Talk
Stop The Bitching And Get Behind Almunia Already
Posted by: | CommentsI was quite bemused earlier on today when listening to my morning dose of sports news. To be honest, I don’t know what I expected considering that Arsenal was allegedly plunged into meltdown after the transfer deadline handed Almunia the Arsenal No.1 shirt by default.
“How stupid is Arséne Wenger? Can he not see that the fans want a decent keeper? Why does he not listen to the pundits?”, asked a comically exasperated Mr. Alan Brazil.
Even my cornflakes cringed on hearing Brazil demand that Wenger listen to the pundits.
You have to wonder though, whether the Samaritans were intentionally forwarding calls from so called Arsenal fans to Talk Shite radio. Someone has to have a word with the bosses at the Samaritans for gross dereliction of duty. These Arsenal fans are hurting and desperate – and they need proper counselling, they don’t need to be sent to a bunch of Anti-Arsenal retards who have perfected the art form of xenophobia.
For the record, my position is that the Arsenal coaching staff have the responsibility to ensure that we’re best equipped for the new campaign. Perhaps the mass hysteria misses the trick here in not identifying the issues that Arsenal has to address to defend better as a unit.
So far, I think they’ve done that job satisfactorily with the personnel changes made and the application of a more coherent defensive strategy. The misguided and and somewhat amplified perception that Almunia is the problem to Arsenal’s trophy drought is a red-herring of the highest order.
I’m amazed that the anti-Arsenal brigade and the punks in the media didn’t notice the 2 fingers Wenger stuck up right in their faces. Almunia was the match day captain every single time he was on the pitch, and deputized for Fabregas when the Spaniard had finished his shift at Ewood park. If there was ever an implicit vote of confidence, then what better way than doing something that obvious.
“But Wenger made a bid for Schwarzer. Doesn’t that show that he wanted to change things?”, I hear the heckling of the depressed and crazed fans with blood shot eyes holding the “Wenger Must Go!” placard on Holloway Road.
In between the chants of “Bring me the head of Arséne Wenger”, they summarily accuse the club of lacking ambition and failing to listen to pundits who clearly have the answer.
Yes, Wenger dipped his toe in the goal keeping transfer market, and many will accuse him of not trying hard enough.
What’s to say the Arsenal manager wasn’t lighting the mother of all bonfires under Manuel Almunia’s ass to make sure the Spaniard keeps on his toes? It’s worked so far, hasn’t it?
Wenger has an M.O that is impossible to ignore. He always signs essential players in the first week of July. These are the players who are identified as being critical to the season, changes that need to be made immediately. Koscielny, Nasri, Rosicky, Sagna, Chamakh et al, all came within a week of the transfer season opening.
If Wenger really wanted a new keeper, Arsenal would have got a new keeper. Schwarzer would have been nice to have around, but more importantly, Almunia was never on a transfer list. Fine, he might have left on his own volition, but Wenger never said he wants him out.
The best thing that has happened is that the transfer window has been nailed shut and boarded up. Enough of the Arsenal needs a new keeper madness.
It’s time to get behind Manuel Almunia and show him the love. There is no excuse in my view for not supporting him once he crosses that white line.
And by the way, I thought Almunia’s performance against Blackburn was stellar. If that had been Cech or Van Der Sar, everyone would be waxing lyrical about the performance and the reason why Chelsea and United are ‘Champions material’.
The rest of the team didn’t do badly for themselves either. So far, so good.
Of Red and Brown Nosing, Sycophancy And Misguided Punditry
Posted by: | CommentsIt’s been a long time since the regular dosage at Stone Cold Arsenal Towers, and I trust all has been well. Like many, I still find myself in that strange place of being ecstatic about the fact that proper football is back, but being apprehensive about the sheer amount of media shit stirring being peddled about in the name of selling copy. When is that transfer window being bolted shut?
So the last couple of days while commuting to and from work I decided to do the unthinkable and find out what the usual suspects are up to in sports radio. Kills the down time in between and I thought that maybe they’d talk about you know – football.
Red nose seemed to have picked his moment by accusing old Mancini and his paymasters for Kamikaze spending. Part of me smiled sheepishly as I thought “you sad bastard, you’re just broke and can’t afford those wild player purchases you used to make”.
And it’s the truth. Manchester United are damn broke and it’s pointless suggesting that they’re still liquid and can service their debts. In the real world, any company that had debt ratios at the level of the Manure would be lined up along the wall and shot. Gone are the days when winning trophies guaranteed that you’ll actually make some money.
Anyway, laughing at Red nose wasn’t my point; my point was the sycophancy of the media pundits who don’t know when they need to stop kissing Fergusons ass.
Everyone knows that the transfer market this summer has been uneventful. Well, there’s Manchester City, but for the real world, they don’t seem to live on this planet. The fact that their owners have a mint attached to their office block in Abu Dhabi makes including them in a conversation about transfers an irrelevant discussion.
And so the pundits start waxing lyrical about the foresight of Ferguson in seeing the light when it comes to the challenges of the economic environment. Challenges that have led him to take a more realistic and prudent approach to developing a new team with a blend of geriatrics and youngsters.
The sycophantic punks can’t stop to pontificate how Sir Red nose is the best at building teams and that they’re heading the right way. They remind us of how he brought up the generation of Giggs, Beckham, the Neville brothers et al, and how he is already doing the same now.
Do these guys think we walked into this season straight from the cotton fields?
The fool is damn broke, and any financial rookie getting off the milk train at Manchester Piccadilly could have told you that Red nose is damn broke and can’t afford the spending lifestyle he’s been used to over the last decade.
The thing is this though. These punks have spent the best part of the last 6 or 7 years unashamedly bashing Wenger and Arsenal for being a pillar of strength and not succumbing to brazen ‘cheque book’ management. They have continued to bash Wenger for being a tight fisted egomaniac who had only one agenda of proving the world wrong.
They have continued over the years to ridicule Arsenal as being an unambitious club that doesn’t have the balls to spend money to compete with the so called big boys. They have continued to mock and ridicule the comprehensive and visionary youth development policy that will continue to stand the club in good stead for years to come.
And yet when clubs all around Arsenal start becoming basket cases; and when Chairmen and club owners around the leagues start tightening their belts because creditors don’t want to play anymore; when the so called big boys have collective debts that rival the GDP of some developing countries – the punks don’t even have the humility to acknowledge that all along, Arsenal and Wenger have been doing the right thing.
They don’t have the grace to accept that their stupidity in Arsenal bashing over the years and their lack of foresight in understanding and appreciating Arsenal’s vision and why the club chose to go that way – makes them look like fools.
Yeah, go ahead and kiss the arse of old Red nose; but don’t forget – the mighty Arsenal leads the way and others follow.
The ambitious youth development policy that these misguided and miseducated pundits have been trashing in the last few years is clearly been seen as the answer by the establishment up and down the land.
The emerging richness of players from within our youth ranks means that Arsenal don’t have to ‘buy’ the so called big name mercenaries in order to compete. Yes, the team will buy, but we will buy players on our own terms.
Part of the problem with football in this country is that people don’t want or people don’t know how to build things any more. They just want to buy them. If there’s a problem – “who are they buying?”. Come the summer and January transfer windows, “who are they buying?”.
Watch the Arsenal baffle the whole lot of them as they suffocate for air from within Red noses – you know where….
Is The EPL ‘Home Grown’ 25 Squad Rule Even Legal? Protectionism Anyone?
Posted by: | CommentsMuch has been said about the new 25 man squad rule with all of its veiled attempts at protectionism. Pick any newspaper or read any football blog, and the big story over the last few days has been the squeezing of chuffers at the Premier league table to force a new squad system with the ’home grown’ bias.
So the Premier League chairmen had a gentleman’s agreement and shook hands on it. That’s what they say, but is it even legal?
British Airways executives and Virgin Atlantic bosses famously had dodgy telephone conversations to try and fix ticket prices that begun with ”This conversation didn’t take place….”, and it’s not surprising that they’re in the dock staring down the barrel of a long stretch as a guest of the state.
An extreme example, but a valid one nonetheless illustrating that all the best will of the industry at protectionism, may not be necessarily legal.
Richard Scudamore, the Premier league CEO is quick to point out that the benefit of such a system will help promote youth and increase the chances of ’home grown’ players (whatever that actually means) making it through the ranks. If ever there was a veiled attempt at protectionism…well
There’s a small matter of a European Law though, that prohibits restriction of trade and for all intents and purposes, is open to interpretation. All it takes is for a good lawyer to prove that this rule actually restricts the movement of players in some shape or form within the EU.
It’ll only take one player to get a raw deal when they’re shipped off to another club they don’t want to go to in order to accommodate over 21 year old players.
The truth is that if I tried in my company to implement employment restrictions on the number of men or women, the number of over and under 25s, the number of gay or straight people, the number of disabled people, the number of black or white people, the number of ugly or beautiful people, the number of fat or thin people, or the number of parents and non-parents; I’d actually be in remand waiting for a jail sentence for crimes against employment law.
My sense is that there’s too much money at stake in football for such a rule to go unchecked, and I suppose I have a bigger problem in the overarching message about protectionism that this rule breeds.
I don’t subscribe to the notion that such a policy acts to ’save’ indigenous football as it provides the message that the foreign influence in the EPL thus far has inherently impeded local prospects. I said this as much in our ’How English Is the English Premier League’ series.
Local prospects have a bigger problem than the global nature of the EPL. It’s a much deeper rooted problem that is a nightmare for the English FA to deal with and is the reason why I submitted that England will never win the world cup until the establishment comes out of the stone age and change their paradigm and mindset about the game from top to bottom.
However you look at this though, Arsenal is more equipped than any other EPL club to cope with this protectionism rule. The work that the club has done over the last few years has ensured that we have the best crop of talented and experienced under 21s in the top flight who can readily supplement the 25 man squad.
My sense is that it will only be a matter of time before the ruling is challenged by someone who is pissed off by it, and it won’t just necessarily be a player who’s nose is left out of joint. I wouldn’t put it past a club decimated by injury and having few options to cope turning to the courts for recourse.
Either way, the situation makes the job of hacks that much more difficult. It’s amazing how every year, the silly season starts earlier as the media shit stirring goes into full effect. I have a theory that editors systematically bust the balls of sports writers (well, at least those with balls) to come up with any sensationalist nonsense about player transfers.
I get bemused when I hear the term ’linked to’ as in a player has been linked to Arsenal, or any other club for that matter. Who the hell links these players if it isn’t the same bunch of hacks who sit in Fleet street pubs all day concocting transfer rumours to fill news columns. Their fantasy transfer stories are usually based on video game experiences and have little to no bearing on the reality.
I particularly like the articles published as fact that don’t even have an author’s name and is tagged as ’by Football Correspondent’ or ’by Staff Team’. And they also quote an inside source as the origin of their hackery attempt at a story.
This 25 man ’home grown’ player rule will really rack their brains this time as speculating on transfers won’t be as straight forward as it’s always been. It’ll take a bit more thought and creativity.
I know for sure that in my line of work, if I constantly published the amount of faecal matter that we see in the tabloids promoted as fact, I’d be out of a job every time round. I do wonder whether these guys have a modicum of respectability when they look in the mirror after a day of concocting news they’ve peddled to the world as fact.
What most people don’t realise is that other journalists around the world take these stories as fact and rehash and republish them cementing the rumour and innuendo as credible news.
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It’s a Sol Comeback
Posted by: | CommentsIs it a stroke of genius to re-sign the former Arsenal vice captain, or a pragmatic move by a froogle manager who needs a job done? We’ll only know that answer in May when honours and trophies are being divvied up.
Two things are not in question. Firstly, there is absolutely no way Wenger would contemplate signing a player who is not going to hack it in the most unforgiving league in the world. The fact that for the last 3 months Sol Campbell has been training day in day out with the Arsenal squad has given the staff at London Colney the opportunity to assess Sol’s fitness and performance, and clearly they think he’s up to the job.
Secondly, in a world cup year, it’s hard to find any defender or player worth their salt who will be willing to sit on the Arsenal bench hoping for a game if and when Gallas and Vermaelen are not available for any reason. Senderos was not allowed to leave following Djourou’s injury and until Djourou returns around March or April, Sendy and Sly have provided back-up cover. We have been very lucky that Gallas and Vermaelen have played every minute of every game in the league and we haven’t had to call on the backups. With Senderos openly expressing his wish to leave Arsenal for regular football elsewhere, we are extremely thin when it comes to cover in the central defence area.
If only for the above 2 reasons, I think Campbell’s return on a performance related pay contract for the rest of the season is a shrewd and pragmatic move. He can plug a hole if and when needed as Djourou makes his way back, and more importantly, his presence and experience in and around the dressing room is invaluable. And I doubt if he’ll mind warming the Arsenal bench.
My sense is that because he has been training with the lads for so long, he will have already built a great rapport and camaraderie with the boys, and his signing will seem like a natural progression. This will be Wenger’s first time to re-sign a player he has let go, and for me, it illustrates Wenger’s ability to be pragmatic and sensible when a few adjustments have to be made to help push the team forward. Vermaelen and Gallas are doing a fantastic job, but there will come a time when cover is needed for whatever reason, and Sol’s the man. I doubt if we can find a bench warming defender who can plug the gap for a period of 6 months. It also takes the pressure off Johan Djourou when he comes back and gives him the space to slowly integrate back into the team.
The question will of course be raised as to whether Sol is past his ‘best before’ date. I think it’s fair to say that Sol has convinced the team at London Colney that he’s not past his best, and credit to him for showing this level of commitment. Of course he won’t be used in the most intense high paced games we have unless he has to come in, but even then, what he lacks in verve, his footballing intelligence will amply suffice. In a season where his experience, professionalism and leadership on and off the pitch will add significant value to this squad, Sol Campbell does have a place in the team for the rest of the season.
Guess Who’s Coming To Arsenal…
Posted by: | CommentsThat seems to be the game being played up and down Fleet Street and on air waves. Some people actually make a living from speculating and rumour mongering when it comes to the transfer window. But let’s face it, for the most part, it’s all bull shit designed to sell papers and bring in the listeners so as to sell advertising.
I was bemused over the weekend when a particular sports radio show proclaimed that they had an ’expert’ in the studio who was clued up on the January transfer window. They were asking people to call in so that their ’expert’ could confirm or deny the transfer rumours for their club. I don’t know what was more tragic – the self proclamation of expertise in transfer rumour mongering, or the fact that the said expert worked for the News of the World.
It’s like a whole new industry designed to peddle hogwash has been unleashed on us, and right on cue, you find Arsenal supporters (in fairness, supporters of other clubs too), lining up to masticate over falsehoods that have been concocted by lazy journalists who have no clue about what cuts.
I laugh when I read stories like ”Player X has been linked to Arsenal”, or ”Player Y is the sort of player that Arsenal need for their midfield”
The question I’d like to ask is “who linked the player with Arsenal?”, If it isn’t a journalist sitting down his local pub on a Tuesday morning racking his brain on how to meet the copy deadline that evening?
”I know what! That kid is tall, he looks like an Adebayor, he’s African and can speak French – wouldn’t it be funny if we linked him to Arsenal”
And
There starts a story about how we’re going to sign the new Adebayor. What then follows is the trail of lazy uncorroborated copy and pasting that gives a non-story a life of its own.
Take the Patrick Vieira to Arsenal story over the summer. I know for a fact because I was listening on the radio on the way home, when Ian Wright, almost in exasperation that Wenger was not going to sign a so called world class defensive midfielder, plucked a thought from the air in the mould of ”What Arsenal really need is a ‘Vieira’ type player who will stamp their authority in the midfield”. Very few people at the time believed that Arsenal had the solutions within. Wright then innocuously suggested “wouldn’t it be nice if Arsenal does bring Vieira back for a season just to provide some leadership and presence within the dressing room and play a few difficult matches”.
Believe it or not, the next day there was an unconfirmed report in a tabloid that proclaimed that sources inside Arsenal suggest that Wenger is looking to re-sign Patrick Vieira to bolster his midfield. This was accompanied with the usual waffle of how Vieira is Mr Arsenal and how he will be a good fit for the inexperienced Arsenal midfield.
Sky Sports news, The gospel according to St. Murdoch included it in their news roundup session – where they essentially read all the sports tabloid headlines without regard to journalistic integrity and in effect giving some of the nonsense credibility.
The Vieira story then started feeding itself like a hungry beast with Italian newswires picking it up as fact because English tabloids had written about a romantic return for Vieira to Arsenal and Sky Sports News reported it. The English papers then quoted the Italian press as more proof of the credibility of the story and the Italian press further obliged by quoting the English press who quoted them in a vicious cycle that forces the story to have an uncontrollable life of its own.
The next thing you know, Wenger has to respond to a question about re-signing Vieira in one of his press conferences, and because Wenger doesn’t want to be blunt, he says he hasn’t thought about it, but just by mentioning it, the story then becomes ”Wenger is thinking about re-signing Vieira”.
You catch my drift, right? And all because a lazy journalist was listening in a pub when he heard Ian Wright romancing about what Ian Wright thought Arsenal needed.
Just thinking about this January transfer window, there seems to be this misguided notion that Arsenal (or any other team for that matter) have to buy and spend big money to give them a chance at whatever. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against improving the squad by bringing in new players. I’ve been vocal about this. What I have a problem with is buying for the sake of buying or because there’s undue pressure from outside. If there’s a player out there who can add value to this Arsenal squad, a player who is better than who we already have, then I’m all for it. No one can argue that our last 3 signings, Vermaelen, Arshavin and Nasri haven’t added significant value to this squad. The core of players being developed at Arsenal can greatly benefit from such a value signing.
It’s this thoughtless ’cheque book’ style of management that has landed many a club with unmanageable debts. Perhaps more teams should consider that solutions for some of their deficiencies so far lie within the club if they could get more of their players fit or playing better. Perhaps its a tactical change for some that will work, or maybe just players actually playing to their true form. It’s folly to think that buying reinforcements is the only solution. I believe it’s one of the solutions, but not the only one – but more importantly, the player being brought in has to be the right fit for the club.
My sense is that if there’s a player out there who can fit our style of play and hit the ground running by playing Wengerball, then our scouting system will find that player and Arsenal will buy such a player. I think it’s wrong to buy a player because of market pressure and to have to change your system of play to fit that new big money acquisition. For the long term health of the team, this is one case where the tail should never be allowed to wag the dog.
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Arsenal Determined To Keep Current Squad Together
Posted by: | CommentsWith the January transfer window in its element, journalists up and down fleet street and news editors on the air waves are racking up their brains concocting rumours and imaginary stories about players moving clubs. It says something about the 24 hour news media culture when any whiff of a story, regardless of how discredited it is, gets air time because papers need to be sold to pay wages and news cycles on air need to guarantee ratings to sell advertising.
Get used to Arsenal being linked with all manner of players from Emile Heskey to Mario Balotelli and Patrick Vieira to Pascal Cygan. Well, maybe not Cygan, but you get the picture. Wenger hasn’t really made it easy for the rumour mill as he’s openly stated that he’s in the market, but let’s face it – being in the market doesn’t mean he’s going to buy for the sake of buying. Arsenal has one of the most comprehensive scouting systems in the world – the kind capable of hiding in the forest to watch Thomas Vermaelen during training, or the kind capable of picking an opportune moment to approach Carlos Vela’s dad at a hotdog stand in an obscure North American football match. Arsenal doesn’t do brochures of the Michael Owen and Emmanuel Adebayor type, or YouTube 8 minute highlights. However, we can be confident that if there’s a player out there that can fit the Arsenal mould, our scouting system will find that player.
Of course we could pay over the odds and totally blow apart our wage structure to get some ’big name’ players in to stroke some egos. If Robinho, Dimitar Berbatov and Andriy Shevchenko are case studies in how not to spend ridiculous money on a player, then those who think big money equal success are in for a big disappointment. Arsenal don’t do big buck transfers, and brazen ’cheque book’ management is not Wenger’s M.O.
What is important though is building on the platform that has been developing during the last 4 years. Arsenal were well on track to great things 2 years ago until we lost Tomas Rosicky who limped off during a 4th round FA cup encounter against Newcastle; and Martin Taylor failed in his attempt to mutilate Eduardo’s ankle. This was followed in the next season with the loss of 75% of the midfield that had been so effective in the 2007-2008 season until that fateful January and February when we lost Rosicky and Eduardo respectively. If you also consider that Fabregas was out for at least 4 months in the 08-09 season, we effectively lost our entire first choice midfield after Rosicky’s injury, and Flamini and Hleb’s mercenary tactics to secure moves to ’greener pastures’.
Sometimes we under-estimate the impact of the decimation of our entire midfield core in this way. Add onto that the fact that during the business end of the 2008-09 season, we were literally operating without 75% of our preferred first choice defence with Clichy, Sagna and Gallas out with long term injuries. That’s why it’s remarkable that Arsenal went on a 21 game unbeaten run with our so called fringe players, and extended that positive run to become the most successful EPL side of the 2009 calendar year.
It would be a travesty to lose the camaraderie, team spirit and determination built during this period over the last 3 years because it has shown that Arsenal can survive through adversity. What is more important than the knee jerk reaction of jumping at the transfer window for reinforcements and a breath of fresh air, is to acknowledge the progress made internally. What better way of doing it than to ensure you give this squad the best ever chance of staying together for the foreseeable future. I would suggest that Ivan Gazidis and Arsene Wenger have illustrated how much of a class act they are by ensuring that since May last year, 15 players from the current squad of 29 have had new long term contracts secured and they can focus on working for the team.
The footballing world is sometimes so pre-occupied with the glamour and romance of big name signings in transfer windows, that it’s easy to forget that the biggest asset you have is within. Our current crop of players have been together for the best part of 4 years and the progress they’ve made as a team is truly remarkable. As much as I would personally welcome any new addition to the squad who will add true value, I’m more encouraged by Arsenal’s determination to keep this magnificent squad together.
I am definitely not a supporter of buying for the sake of buying or to appease the establishment.

Sat 11th September 2010; 15:00, Emirates Stadium

