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Jermaine ‘Defraud’s’ Hand Job On Young Boys: Where Is The Outrage?
Posted by: | CommentsLet’s face it – on any other day, the title of this article would be on a docket at the local Magistrate’s court down Seven Sisters Road.
The arraignment session in Court 14 will be filled by lawyers of Jermaine Defoe, Tottenham Hotspur, the FA, UEFA and the various media companies who have a reputation to defend.
“Motion for separation, your honour”, the £700 an hour bespectacled lawyer for Sky Sports would demand. “This perverse charge has nothing to do with us and my client resents being kettled into the position of defending our reputation with this group of uncouth defendants”.
“But he’s British and that’s why it’s no crime”, you can here another lawyer shouting from 4 deep.
The prosecutor, acting on behalf of the interest of the fair minded football loving public and for the interest of the integrity of the game tries again to stipulate the charges amidst the jeers and commotion in the gallery caused by the press corps.
“Your honour, all the defendants are accused of a systematic, calculated and deliberate attempt to show bias, prejudice, xenophobia, favouritism and breath-taking hypocrisy. They have brought the game into disrepute by continuing to mask the cheating that is blatant in the game, and by continuing to turn a blind eye when that cheating is perpetrated by an Englishman”.
“But your honour, my client challenges the jurisdiction of this court on the grounds that Southwark Crown court is already dealing with my client’s business” interjects one goateed and shaven headed lawyer from within the group as the gallery erupts in cheer.
“order, order, order”, the magistrate bellows as he hammers the plank by his side to try and recapture the sanity of his court room. “Who on earth are you representing?” he asks the goateed lawyer with a firm but bewildered look.
“The Tottenham manager your honour”, the reply follows.
“Can someone tell this idiot this court doesn’t deal with tax matters”, the magistrate demands as he looks for the court clerk as if to remind her to make sure those in front of the bench understand why they’re actually in court.
“So let me clarify this”, the magistrate continues while facing the prosecutor. “So who among these defendants actually benefited from the hand job against the Young Boys?”
“Your honour”, the prosecutor responds. “We submit to you that The Tottenham no. 18 Mr. Defoe was the primary culprit who used his hand to shaft the Young Boys, and the co-accused media defendants are all collectively responsible for colluding in that crime by refusing to be fair at the reporting of such heinous acts against association football”.
“Are the people able to meet the burden of proof?”, the magistrate enquires.
“We have comprehensive footage of the crime your honour”, the prosecutor replies with a tint of a smile, “both from the broadcasters as well as the official Tottenham match DVD which is already on sale at the club shop and website. Your honour, we also have precedence to illustrate the systematic and breath-taking bias shown by the English media in favour of English players, especially the divers like Mr. Rooney and Mr. Gerrard who are referred to as being ‘very clever’ instead of the cheats they are. The people will also be submitting crucial evidence against the media in the cases of Mr. Thierry Henry and Mr. Eduardo Da Silva who the media treated like the anti-Christ after similar offenses”.
“But Talk Sport is the no. 1 commercial radio station in the country”, a voice shouts from behind the throng of lawyers. “Surely, we have the right to create controversy in the interest of the English game when the player is not an Englishman? Enough with the bloody foreigners we say. They have caused the English national team to become a laughing stock around the world”.
“Order, Order” the magistrate shouts amidst the cheers and clapping from the gallery. “Bailiff, throw that ginger haired man and his Talk Shite out of my court room”, the magistrate demands in fury.
“But your honour”, the legal aid lawyer acting on behalf of the BBC demands. “We have done nothing wrong and our commentator even challenged the fairness of the situation and pointed out that if the Young Boys had had the helping hand, there would be absolute fury across the country for an English team being denied a chance at European football at the hands of a foreign team and a foreign referee”.
“Save your nonsense for the jury”, the magistrate barks back at the BBC lawyer. “Clerk, set the date for trial. NEXT!”
“Docket number EFJ21468 – the crown vs ….”, we hear as the camera fades out.
I forget what this post was about….LOL! Yeah! Cheating and the blatant disregard of this supposed crime against association football.
Where is the outrage, or didn’t we just see Jermaine ‘Defrauding’ the Young Boys with a blatant hand job.
I wonder what would happen if it was Thierry Henry or Eduardo on the end of that shot. Or if it was Arsenal playing Celtic for a place in the group stages of the Champions League.
Arsenal’s Title Charge Sharpens As Financial Reality Bites
Posted by: | CommentsThanks to Barcelona, The Arsenal is now left with only one task to contend with; Chasing down the league leaders. For a squad that has been injury prone in the extreme through the season, this after a fashion, is a blessing in disguise.
Concentrating our threadbare resources exclusively on the title race betters the odds of our success. Given that Manchester United, sans Wayne Rooney, seem relatively toothless is encouragement aplenty.
Chelsea’s lead, to wit, isn’t invulnerable either. If we stick diligently to the chase, winning every game here on in, the title, with a bit of luck, could still be ours.
The way this Arsenal side have stuck to the job, I will not put it past them to pull the feat off. Yes, the odds are stiff, and the margin for error is nil; but if we keep up the grit and the graft that has characterised our game of late, anything is possible.
That’s incentive enough, I should imagine, for the side to wish to tellingly make their mark.
Elimination to Barcelona, to briefly digress, was painful. But, given the form they displayed over the two legs, odds are that virtually any team in the draw would have succumbed to Barca. Given our injury roster, and the fact that “doing a Gentile” on Messi isn’t remotely in our DNA, the outcome wasn’t really a shock.
I’m not, let me make it clear, taking comfort in excuses. I continue to hold that this Arsenal team, relative to its peers, needs to be better staffed and coached, particularly in defence, to fully realize its potential.
Investigating the rash of injuries that have become routine with this team is an urgent necessity too. Unless we sort these out, I fear, progress beyond where we now stand will prove elusive.
Next at hand, Tottenham. They’re coming off losses to Sunderland and Portsmouth, and are in a stiff contest with Manchester City to secure 4th place. The pressure, therefore, is entirely on them. Recent history to boot, suggests that pressure and Tottenham aren’t great bedfellows either.
All found, therefore, I’d favour us to collect three points if we can bring our recent endeavour levels to the game. A win will put us a point clear of United and level with Chelsea, as healthy a set of incentives as there ever were.
So here’s to three points. We’ll have team news and other relevant updates for you come Wednesday morning.
On the business side of football, recent developments merit a fresh look at the issue of debt in the game, for the consequences of the global slump are beginning to be felt in Football too.
In all, Gay calculates Spanish football’s debt to be €3.5bn. The Spanish federation still owe the players’ union €6.8m and, according to the former president of the union, Gerardo Movilla, an estimated €100m is still owed to footballers in unpaid wages.
The state loses out too; Atlético Madrid owe the tax man €15m; 50% of their transfer income is embargoed.
Manchester United’s financial advisers expect the club to miss out on at least £24m in cumulative match-day revenues over the next two years. That constitutes a decline of more than 11% ….
JP Morgan’s analysis of the club’s financial position, set out in a research document released last Friday, shows United’s 2009 match-day income of £109m to be a high-water mark. Even in its supposed “upside scenario”, in which the club progresses to the Champions League quarter-final or beyond in both years, it anticipates a drop to £98m this season and to £96m next.
The recovery from that base will be weak; to £101m the following year. Indeed, United’s own budgets predict an even bigger two-year fall of £29m, with much of the collapse attributed to the difficulties in selling executive boxes.
The document states: “Most of the impact from the economic slowdown was felt in the executive hospitality business, which we would argue is a highly discretionary expense.
Do note too, that their elimination to Bayern in the Champions League will put a further dent in their earnings and cash flow.
And, typical to Leveraged buyouts comes this summation:
Whereas they (Read: The Glazers) have taken near unfathomable millions out of their club – £344m in interest, £120m in fees and other costs, £22.9m for themselves in “management fees” and personal loans –…
Finally, in the light of the recent “rumours” regarding Martin O’Neill’s dissatisfaction, a look at Aston Villa
But you suspect, underneath it all, that Lerner has been expecting a bit more bang for his buck. And that buck has been considerable. Since paying £62 million for the club four years ago, he has invested another £179m.
Some £95m of that is in equity, with £84m in loans. He also underwrote record losses last season of £43.7m.
Consider Villa’s “progress” on the field over the same period, and draw your own conclusions.
My own view is this: Spain is but act one in suffering the consequences of this recession on a debt fuelled business model. The world, and indeed the UK especially, is still in the grip of a deflationary spiral – pretensions like Quantitative Easing being only that and little more.
JP Morgan’s analysis above, in essence, is pertinent to most Premier League clubs at least in the short term. I think things are going to get worse, much worse, before getting better both in the broader economy and in football, and clubs that are already under strain are going to be under the cosh over the next year or two.
UEFA’s debt rules come into force in 2012; but the markets, in my view, will have sorted the situation out, painfully, by then.
Randy Lerner, in a recent interview, put forward the best description of a sustainable business model:
We want to build the club on our attendances. We don’t want to pay all our TV money straight out in transfer fees and wages. We have to invest in developing Villa Park, allowing us to generate our own revenue streams.
Perfectly put, if I may, and it brought to mind a certain North London club; one, I must add, that isn’t competing for fourth place.
Here’s to three points in the Derby. My meaner friends look at it as two for the price of one: Further our own title chase while putting a dent in a rival’s lesser aspirations. But that’s just them……..

Sat 11th September 2010; 15:00, Emirates Stadium
